Gomora: Zodwa is proving to be the ultimate side chic
It’s Zodwa Reloaded‘s time and she is here to slay. She definitely has Bongani wrapped around her pinky finger and that’s all that matters. What could be better than having a woman who keeps those butterflies in your tummy doing the works? Bongani is not taking chances here and he has no intentions of fixing his marriage. With Zodwa melting in his presence Umjolo couldn’t be sweeter.
The audacity Zodwa has is one of her qualities that make her the ideal side chic. Daring as she is, Zodwa is not a tad bit moved that she is the other woman. As Zoliswa who apparently is Bongani’s soon to be ex-wife, pours out her heart to Gladys, Zodwa checks in for work. Seeing her boss’s friend crying her eyes out, she offers to make sweet tea.
Gomora: Zodwa is proving to be the ultimate side chic
In haste, Gladys confronts her helper and introduces Bongani’s ex-wife thinking that Zodwa would feel pity. The first thing that comes to Zodwa’s mind is if Zoliswa liked her tea. Gladys as the fixer, calls out Zodwa for being a home wrecker which is something that would upset any woman. Confidently, she reassures her boss that Bongani is in love with her. According to Zodwa, Gladys had no reason to be mad as she was not taking her man. Such confidence is a characteristic of a side chic.
Receiving a phone call from Bongani, Zodwa answers in Gladys‘ vicinity to make her sweat. Bragging about her behind and pointing out how many are jealous of her makes her boss cringe even more. It’s high time Gladys stops fixing everyone around her though, it can only bring her misery. Back to Zodwa. She has the charm, the body, confidence and the humor to go with it thus making her the ideal side chic. No wonder Bongani is hypnotized.
Here are some of Zodwa’s punch lines that have had us cracking our ribs:
- In a bid to give Gladys advice Zodwa had this to say, “A Satan doesn’t change its spot,”. We all know however that she meant to say “a Leopard never changes its spots.”
- An all time favorite is when she says, “I don’t have a problem with your parents, just a problem with your mother and father.”
- How can we forget her iconic saying which goes, “You can’t judge a cover by its book without a plastic.”
Let’s just leave it at that, Zodwa is the English butcher and is proof that nobody needs a flawless English Vocabulary to score a man.
Gomora: Zodwa is proving to be the ultimate side chic