President CIC UmalambaneZN elected new Black twitter leader as Advovo gets recalled
New 10 man Ministerial Cabinet appointed
The popular South Africa black twitter movement has recalled its former leader Advovo @ Man’s NOT Barry Roux and replaced him with the ever present UmalambaneZN. Black twitter committee cited incompetence as they recalled their former leader.
Newly elected president CIC UmalambaneZN in his SOBTA2020 address, pledged to work for the people and abide by the Black Twitter constitution. The new leader appointed his cabinet and emphasized on servant leadership during his tenure. President UmalambaneZN promised to deal with rude celebrities and Burna Boy.
President UmalambaneZN’s SOBTA2020 address
This evening, we gather here humbled by the memories of those men & women who gave up after MTN cut off free Twitter. However we welcome all who left Facebook to dwell on this blue app of ours.
There are times when we have fallen short, there are times when we have made mistakes but we remain unwavering in our determination to build a society that is free & equal and for that reason advovo was cancelled and i was elected.
It is you, the people of Black Twitter, who carry this burden, confronted by rude celebrities, Catfish accounts, p*rn accounts, Helbal life distributers, Burna Boy and forex traders and makes you unable unable to realise your true potential.
We have watched Comrade Daniel build off from the publics intellect by stealing even grammatical errors. Currently as we stand we are facing a Lockdown and Bushiri chose to leave the country. I assure you comrades as black Twitter his return will be boycotted.
Black Twitter President CIC UmalambaneZN Appoints Cabinet
I have chosen my Cabinet of 10 ministers and will give you the opportunity to nominate the remaining ministers because I believe in democracy which i will present tomorrow at #RipAdvovo farewell party. My hand picked cabinet is the following:
Deputy President – @TakaTina1
Minister of International relations & Foreign Affairs – @uLerato_pillay
Minister of health and fitness – @Fitzamaswazi
Minister of gender equality – @ShadayaKnight
Minister of groove – @CeegaWaMeropa1
Minister of small businesses and agriculture – @Nthapeleng__
Minister Of Spiritual Growth, Faith And Motivation – @MasekoValencia
Minister of Twerkathons – @Tumi_Seeco
New public protector – @SciTheComedist