Pope Mbatha is searching for a new wife. KFC has been in Acton for a few months, and Mbatha feels it’s time to find a Mrs Archbishop, Pope Evangelist.
We hadn’t seen Mbatha in a while on our screens, and when he suddenly appeared on Wednesday, we knew things were about to get interesting.
He has taken steps to ensure that the KwaMashu public knows the search is on.
On Wednesday, Bishop started spreading the posters to advertise this post.
We all wondered what was in the poster, right?
Uzalo has released the poster to us, and now anyone can apply.
Mbatha has established himself as a church and a valid member of the churchgoing community.
The woman who will cut must be willing to do certain things.
Let’s count them.
1. Love money
We all know that Mbatha is about the dead presidents; he doesn’t even hide it. When he saw Sbu and Njeza the other day, he turned to them and demanded payment for his services at Gogo’s unveiling.
He puts his hands inside people’s wallets for collection at KFC.
2. The lady needs to love publicity
Mbatha is not going to choose just anyone to be his Mamfundisi. This lady must be in love with social media and posting pictures.
Mbatha is second to none at KFC
There is Mbatha, and then there’s everyone else
She needs to accept that Mbatha is number one in the church and everyone comes after him; not even the Maker comes after him.
So who could be the right woman for Mbatha based on these rules?
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MaDlala
Viewers of the show think MaDlala would be perfect, and she would be if she wanted into Ben 10’s. MaDlala likes things and money, too; Mbatha would get an ideal match with her.
MaDongwe
MaDongwe is a no, no. She doesn’t agree with many of the things Bishop Pope Evangelist does. Plus, these two have a very bad history together. Mbatha nearly killed MaDongwe when he dumped her donkey years ago, and MaDongwe is in a relationship with The General. Things are a bit off now, but it is what it is.
Mbatha doesn’t take anyone seriously, and that’s why many of the people at KwaMashu are wondering why his church is so successful.
See the poster below:
Pope Mbatha is looking for a wife. Image: Instagram/Uzalo
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